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"Sir, she's as bright as a new penny, this one," boasted her dad to the squire, twisting his cloth cap awkwardly in his hands.
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In the latest model, a secret: nanobots to seek and disable older phones. Manufacturer's intent: "Oh, it broke? My new one's fine" @130story

So shiny, so new. A month's wages and half a day in the queue. Totally worth it. He still winces about leaving it on the car roof. @130story

New” by edbroom, 27 Jan 14

@130story Your new husband seems nice. Weird how he has my name. And his hair's a bit like mine. And you made him have that facial surgery.