Will

An elderly lady ran towards the assailant with remarkable agility, swung a bright red handbag, smashed his ear: "WILL YOU STOP IT!"@130story

It was in the will that he found the biggest insult; all 13 guinea pigs that he'd failed to successfully poison that year. @130story

He was full of tubes. 'I haven't made a will,' he said. 'Oh yes you have', she replied. 'Don't you remember? I'm the beneficiary.' @130story

Lexicon Self v. Legendary Smith v. Laughing Boy Ferrell v. Love Rat Carling. Join us on ITV2, 10pm tonight, for Battle Of Wills. @130story

After six days the food supplies were gone, by eight they'd exhausted the water and were surviving by sheer strength of will alone @130story