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Freeze

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HELL FREEZES OVER "It's no more than unseasonal weather. No evidence shows that sulphur emissions are responsible," comments Satan @130story

Sun's out. Park down by the front. Stroll and a Slushy. Then it hits, the sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia. You what? Brain freeze. @130story

When I went dogsledding,thought I would freeze.Couldn't feel my toes.Minus 40 degrees! @130story