Haircut

With every headshake a fresh shower of barbershop bristles burst free of his collar & danced across the desktop, making her wince @130story

"It's DISCRIMINATION!"
"...But you don't even have hair"
"Why DID you open an underwater barbershop anyway?!" clicked Kiki angrily @130story

I wasn't really concerned about my last meal. I was for my last haircut. You only go to the chair once. I wanted to look good. FT @130story

Pretending to be doing a haircut, I trimmed the grass with shears. As a child I imagined, the rockery had large ears. @130story

After his failed record attempt, barber Les said: "I was disappointed to stop after haircut 100 but it's been a fantastic day." @130story