Pickle

"Uh-oh."
"Wassup."
"That Tory story."
"The blue brand jam?"
"Uh-huh. Conservative preservatives."
"Mm. Puts us in a right pickle."
@130story

Pickle was a tortoise,he died one summer's day.His owner,a young toddler,was told he'd run away! @130story

"Do I regret what I did to that waiter? Yes, I do. Did he deserve it? I think so. I clearly said no pickle." Your witness! FT @130story