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Hoof

(2 stories)

Rick was thoroughly bovine -- never in a rush and always chewing. If I squinted, I could just make out the shape of a tiny hoof. @130story

The bloke behind me at Portman Road is a comedy god. Whenever Crazee the mascot horse is about to kick a ball, he yells: Hoof it! @130story

Hoof” by edbroom, 5 Jun 15