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Butter

(3 stories)

After her parents had accused her of something she hadn't done, Megan shot up springlike and groaning, stormed upstairs. Parents! #130story

Please restyle the dairy aisle
Says this head office letter
It's Marjorie who does the spreads
But Betty does the butter better
@130story

Was marriage ever the answer?
All Larry really wanted
Was someone to utter
Darling, pass me the butter.
@130story
#LarryandClarissa