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"I know you can do whatever you want to me. But what is right?"
"Whatever I do is right. History is written by the those who win." @130story

I bought a miniature safe. Looks like a can of beans. Probably should have told Sheila *before* the great larder spring clean. @130story

It works like a 'phone but won't have a ring.The child joins a can to another with string. @130story

"Mark my words, son", says Dad. "You'll see." I take a deep breath. Then wish I hadn't. Just for once,couldn't he close the door? @130story

There once was a builder named Bob. Lauded he was by the mob. 'Can we?' they cried; 'yes' he replied. Fix it he did, lovely job. @130story