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Bored

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Icing wedding cakes sounded like a cushy job. But by day two, my wrist ached, my back hurt and I was so bored of all those tiers. @130story

Bored” by edbroom, 30 Mar 16

Please, don't start, he thought
He watched the mean crinkle appear in between her eyes
And her mouth grimaced
He inhaled, ready
@130story

—Er...
—?
—They've decided they definitely want the aquamarine tiles. Again.
—Pfft. We need to stop starting and start finishing. @130story

Tick-tock
Glance at the clock
Only 3 minutes past
Since I looked last
Tick-tock
A sound, a knock
A car, a beep
What can't I sleep?
@130story

Backstage, we clip a red lead to his upper lip and a black lead to his lower, then flick the switch. That's how we start Mick up. @130story

Bored” by edbroom, 1 Apr 16