I woke with a start, and spied two empty bottles. My knees were skinned, I smelled of pee and my front tooth was chipped. Get in! @130story
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I woke with a start, and spied two empty bottles. My knees were skinned, I smelled of pee and my front tooth was chipped. Get in! @130story
For bad behaviour we got a good clip round the ear. But for good behaviour we never received a bad clip round the ear. Funny that @130story
"...-mp in the face with an egg. Mr Trump hit the protester, bringing back memories of John Prescott in 2001. In other news..." @130story
Retail park via a texted postcode. Aisle 7, said the Post-It. By the treasury tags, drink was plentiful in the Staples clip joint. @130story
Alf always dreamed of being a Foley Artist. He even had coconuts with tippexed names but one was lost and now only Clop remained. @130story