Pout

Do I need another barn? No, I do not. But a box is easier to wrap than my wife's 30th birthday present, her very own Learjet. @130story

The groom's dance of pain across the barn was somewhat bemusing to the horses who always had nails in their feet. @130story

"Were you born in a barn?"
I look at the open door.
"No."
"So why did you leave the door open?"
"Because I was born in a field."
@130story