2 burglars break into 1 house. Surprised, they fight. 1 is tied up. 1 runs with his haul, calls to warn the owners of the burglar.@130story
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2 burglars break into 1 house. Surprised, they fight. 1 is tied up. 1 runs with his haul, calls to warn the owners of the burglar.@130story
"Do you want a Calippo, Cornetto or a 99?"
"What's a 99?"
"An ice cream cone with half a flake in it."
"Half? Hmm, can I have 2?"
@130story
Jill Jelly crossed Charlie Chocolate's name off her birthday invite list. Benefit of the doubt had run dry - he's a *total* flake.
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