Lock

I lock the invader in the bedroom. 4-6 weeks, say busy police. I feed wafer thin ham under the door. He rifles my room every day.@130story

Without my key for the lock
I give the door a knock
Tattarrattat tattarrattat
There's no one home
I remember...I live on my own
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Luke Smith was a locksmith. He unlocked locked locks. Uncle Peter was a lock keeper. Brother Dan had dreadlocks but drove a lorry @130story

@130story Locked on to the pursuit of mindless puns, he exiled himself to Loch Ness on a hunt for adventure.

He was there the instant my key snapped. "I'm John. Ok if we remove that old lock," he said, "and start again with a blank slate?" @130story