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Floss

(3 stories)

Old Mrs Moss
Stopped for a floss
On an escalator
Said old Mrs Moss
'I Don't give a toss'
And was arrested for obstruction.

@130story

After soaked oats, nuts and seeds
My teeth need a clean
Not just the surface
But deep in between
Fresh breath
Smile free of debris
@130story

Third victim, another hygienist. Sedates them in bed. Ties razor wire across their throat. Writes in blood, Don't Forget To Floss. @130story

Floss” by edbroom, 20 Jul 16