Roast

He took ages grinding, priming, etc. My turn. Nescafe sachet, dash of milk, posh cup. Wow, he said, but I can't place the roast? @130story

I look at the plate in horror. "What's that?"
"It's a nut roast. It's got grains. It's healthy."
"Where's the meat?"
"No meat."

@130story

I want to build something that people need. Something that helps them. I don't want to slap some pebbledash on to hide the cracks. @130story

They asked the driver to open a window as they were starting to roast. At the wheel Hannibal smiled. Dinner was cooking nicely @130story