Hat

He said he wanted to wear my face like a hat. I thought it was a sex thing. He took out pinking sheers from his bag. I was wrong. @130story

"Diversify or die" warned the brand consultant. Despite fold-out comb, scissors and hair pins, the Swiss Army Hat did not succeed.
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We tolerated the coloured smoke and sawing sounds. But when Bugs vanished, we went round. "Mr Bongo, we need to inspect your hat." @130story

Hat mad Harriet had hats for every occasion but no one to go with so called her hatstand Horace and they went everywhere together @130story

"You like Kat Miller?"
"No. I like Sarah."
"Sarah? You said you like the Millers' daughter."
"No, I said the milliner's daughter."
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