"Jen, Tesco were all out of pumpkins. But..." - I unveiled the crate - "you know I always deliver the gourds." She shook her head. @130story
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"Jen, Tesco were all out of pumpkins. But..." - I unveiled the crate - "you know I always deliver the gourds." She shook her head. @130story
Festooned in the garb of a dandy highwayman, Adam asked "Your money or your life?" Cars drove by at 70mph, nobody heard him. Hoh! @130story
I didn't want to #deliver the news but I had no choice. Quivering like jelly, I said: 'There's no more ice-cream.' End of party. @130story