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Adjust

(8 stories)

'You'll find it easier to adjust to the spacetime flux in this place if you just relax.' Jay was already feeling okay.
#130story

Updated tech. New phones. New software. He opened his desk drawer; looked longingly at his Nokia 3310. Always having to adjust. #130story

I had to adjust my tie twice to get the knot right but should have paid more attention to my flies. I didn't want that job anyway #130story

It's been a long time
And I can't adjust
Marathons not Snickers
Slides will never be chutes
Starburst will always be
Opal Fruits
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I'm struggling to adjust to this new numbering scheme. We've been on BC for years. Now they tell me it's AD 1. I blame the monks! #130story

Our measurement of time is just a made up concept. So, if I refuse to change my clock, who are you to tell me I'm late for work? #130story

Can’t adjust to BST
Stolen hour almost killed me
Why I have such sympathy
for calendar rioters
of 1753

[OK, 1752, if you insist]
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Rupert hadn't experienced such opulence and luxury, until the legend 'To adjust your seating position pull the lever towards you'. #130story