Worthy

Doc vanished overnight. Then came the emails with photos of Doc by Stonehenge, Big Ben, etc. This was a prank worthy of the gnome. #130story

My daughter's hand in marriage, why do you have a PhD?
No sir, but I do have a PS3 and we love each other loads.
#130story

William 'Wooly' Worthy couldn't decide if he was on the left, the right or in the centre; so he stayed on the farm with his sheep #130story

She kept her feathers smooth, beak shiny, feet clean. Everyone said she was beautiful. She was a goose looking for a propaganda. #130story

'How I got here aside, I know I'm worthy but am I capable. You, The One, must lead me to the trophy but I must unlock its secret'
#130story

Wayne-the worthy winner of the 'guess the worth of the wool' competition-used his prize as warp & weft to weave a woolly crown .#130story

Down on the Farm

The pyramid barn
In the shadow of the Tor
Houses strange creatures

#130story [prompt: worthy]