Restaurant

World's Worst Wooer

Outside A&E, a man asked if the restaurant inside was any good.

Did he just ask if I like hospital food?

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Desmond Polante
King of the restaurante
So timid and small
Became a bit cranky
And turned vigilante
Like Robert McCall.
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He wasn't sure how he'd plucked up the courage to ask for a date. The restaurant was hot, he was nervous, sweat beaded his nose. #130story

"Do you have anything for yeast-gluten-dairy-sugar-free vegetarians?"
"No."
"Water?"
"This is [redacted]. The air has meat in it."
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Specials:
* If ye love meatballs
* Spam in alium
* Lemon torte of Jeremiah
You can get anything you want at Tallis's restaurant.
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