University

Ulrika got her degree from Life University. Colin's qualifications are from Commonsense College. Sue's schooling was The Streets. #130story

Downloaded the certificate, hired the gown, took photos, then got hired as a graduate. Who's got the time to go to university? #130story

Alas poor Pierre
1st day Universitaire
With his pomp
Graces and airs
Twas too tough
To pull off his ruff
Slap his pert derriere
#130story

Wait! You're saying that
there's a University
of Hard Knocks as well?

#130story