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Donald took his shoesies and socksies off to county up to twenty then covfefe #130story

Old Constable Jones didn't have the turn of speed he once enjoyed. We made the county line with our illicit leeks just in time
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Geography Fail

County Durham, eh?
What part of Ireland is that?
Er, north east England.

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A brilliant rendition of "Mrs Worthington" secured Brian the regional title. Now everyone considered him the Coward of the county. #130story

County” by edbroom, 6 Jun 17

Hilda wanted a house in the country, in the wilds of the county. Peace and quiet away from the city. Sounds and smells of nature. #130story

Sussex, county by the sea, also a realm of folklore, mystics & https://t.co/137Cuf9yZK held firm in the green arms of the Downs. #130story

Holiday

We pretend to barf
A jape a laugh
When we leave our boundary
High times away
But best to stay
In Norfolk Nelson's County.
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#130story My UK might be small, but what we lack in size and wealth, we outshine in the morals of the POTUS. We are the wealthiest in those