Northern

George the Geordie said he had a "geet walla spelk" in his finger. But Harriet from Hampshire could only see a tiny splinter. #130story

Claimed he'd seen the Northern Lights
And I believed him like a fool
Turned out he meant Blackpool. #130story

Small Mercies

In a northern town,
where the darkness falls later,
not too much happens.

#130story

Geordies are a hardy Northern clan. For a bag of Tudor crisps they would climb mountains, often wearing miniskirts and no coats. #130story

Crude n lewd crew cutted Northern band Crewe Crew had evolved.
Cruising Cuba crew captain passed the cruets for crudites to imbue.
#130story

She tried to avoid the Northern Line; its blackness disturbed her. She was looking forward to the serene mauve Elizabeth Line #130story