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Penalties

(5 stories)

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Penalties for talking at a gig should be more direct. No tuts, sighs or withering glances. Nothing medieval, just a polite word. #130story

Peter was penalised for pointing out that the word penis was in penalties. He felt a bit of a dick (but that's another story) #130story

Pitch flooded, we hit the pub to settle the game on penalties. We won 25-21 thanks to big Mo, our goalie, doing 50 in a 30 area. #130story

The cat climbing over my face as I try to hide in the pillow. The dog nudging me with his snotty nose. Breakfast! Nah. Get outside #130story