masthead image - an open book

Expanding

(11 stories)

Planting more veg required more land. Me. Lets move fence like this
Her. No, my way is better
Me. Ok
Fence falls on her
Me.

Me. I saw a dead hedgehog
Her. I've seen plenty of dead hedgehogs
Me. I saw a dead hedgehog electrocuted on an electric fence #130story

Suffolk's nightlife was expanding
Until the Normandy landing.
The Yanks then went to France
To meet the girls and dance.
#130story

I was thrown a word
The word threw me
I typed 130 characters
As you can plainly see

... if you can be bothered to count them all

#130story

He looked at the organogram with satisfaction-tens of blue boxes bearing the names of 'his' departments.His empire was expanding. #130story

Tracy K. is expanding her mind by writing books, poetry and through social engagement. Donald is on twitter a lot. #130story

To stop my waist from expanding
And my weight from breaking seats
I waved goodbye
To bread, milk and sugary treats
It gets easier
#130story

Appetite demanding
Waistline expanding
It all looks so good
Stop! Yes, I should
But it tastes so nice
Just one more slice
#130story

She looked at her expanding waistline and wondered and worried at becoming the first to carry an alien/human baby. Deep breaths! #130story

Faster and faster
Into an infinite night
Galaxies recede

#130story