Payments

Bill wondered what Mary had to offer,
Payments in kind a vague concept,
Did what mother had told him,
Cos it's rude not to accept.
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With no cash whatsoever
Dave used the never-never
When he failed to keep up payments
Burtons repossessed his raiments
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Say My Name

Beware the strange man,
who spins your straw into gold.
His price is too high.

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The new IDs cost HOW MUCH? I'll need to sell your kidneys to fund it. Smell this chloroform rag please. SNIFF IT BITCH #130story

After 5 years on the ladder
Nothing would make me gladder
Than a mortgage of £0
You reap what you sew
I've only 241 payments to go
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The chickens, the wish, the magical hotel. 1 wish, full employment. Even the zombie gnome is on security. But no one talked cash
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Fed up of monetary disputes, the alternative payments board was set up to go back to basics. One favour = One in return.
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