Guarantees

Mick hung up and sighed.
Can't get no satisfaction.
Where's my guarantee?

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Life coaching Guru Gavin insists there are no guarantees in life; but when his washing machine breaks he's straight on the phone #130story

Waiting for my wok to rust
Expecting Le Creuset to bust
And my knives to bite the dust
Totally at ease
I've got all the guarantees
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Due to a bizarre nerve system misalignment. A right testicle ache is guaranteed to forewarn lower back pain hrs later. #130story

Today, I read the news
Anyone who guarantees victory
Is fated to lose
If you search for eternal youth
You're guaranteed the blues
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Life has no guarantees
The time you're born
To time you're through
Find pleasure in day to day
The duty to existence for you

#130story
Life has no guarantees
The time you're born
To time you're through
Find pleasure in existence
Duty to life for you to renew