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Denial

Oh! Something is wrong.
My glasses have stopped working.
Must make font larger.

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W3C recommends EM size units. 1em = current font size. Defect text size = 16px.
Small print annoyed Gary-he was a large font man. #130story

Pete says to Jill. I'm a grower not a shower. Before he got his homegrown plums and large cucumber from the fridge #130story

Sun glinted off the boss'...gilded knuckles! It all clicked, larger than usual smile homemade cookies,next up the golden handshake
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I am Macho Man
I am larger
I am bigger
Than any other guys

I am a gift to you
I am handsome
I am great
And I never tell lies

Larger” by PaulPJB, 8 Aug 17

I drank six cans of (larger)!
And felt sure no one could tell
I was dedicating my new novels
Till they noticed I couldn't spell.
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Dad was really keen to visit the model village. Took us 15 minutes to see everything.
"I thought," said Dad, "it might be larger." #130story

Larger” by edbroom, 9 Aug 17

Since he was put in charge, Dave is too big for his boots. He needs a larger, ill-fitting pair, that will stop him from strutting. #130story

Leslie was larger than life; due to being the life and soul of the party he was now larger than all of his trousers. Poor Leslie #130story

The despicable habit of baring his R's saw Pete's drink fail to increase in size.
Worse was to come; he was served lager.

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