Press

A Pressing Matter

Watch out while walking.
There's a python on the loose.
Cuddles? Or Monty?

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Press and hold
What will unfold?
Wonders, I was told
But I was left cold
With what I was sold
Although it was gold
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#130story He came out of the hotel bathroom to see her on the floor by the trouser press. 'I forgot my hair straighteners,' she explained.

Not only was Jim pressed ganged in the navy, but he suffered constant sea sickness. He soon ended his life. Sharks were happy #130story

I don't know how they got there.
It's really a big mess
They are both drunk on power
And have a button they can press
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Stop the press!
A joke the editor didn't spot
Or the autocorrect in a slump?
Find and replace
References to
President Chump
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She loved the smell of ink, the feel of Lino and the magic of peeling back the paper with her latest print off the… https://t.co/2YGp98Cl9S

Must press on. 14 hens, 8 quail, & a cat won't feed themselves. Nor will the 17 dogs walk themselves. Glorious petcare lifestyle #130story

I recall in her 50th year my mam lost the ability to remember which pressed buttons autotuned the tv. I became telephone helpline #130story