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Awarded

(3 stories)

In his yearbook, Donald was awarded least likely to succeed and most vengeful. His retribution was an elaborate, epic failure. #130story

Gaz was going for pole position and fastest lap; for his efforts he was awarded 3 points on his licence and a £100 fine. Knobber #130story

He couldn't feeling disappointed
When he handed in the sword
He only got a certificate
And was expecting a reward
#130story