Carl the carpenter is a cowboy. He didn't measure twice then cut once. He just cut and made do. He didn't even get off his horse. #130story
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Carl the carpenter is a cowboy. He didn't measure twice then cut once. He just cut and made do. He didn't even get off his horse. #130story
Vic went out on a limb and cut off his thumb to spite his ... finger,
luckily being half Salamander it grew back.
#130story
"Jon," I said, "to cut that text, use Control+X."
Sniffing, he opened the edit menu. That's why I attacked him with my keyboard. #130story
Angela wanted to cut her ties with Donald but Donald really liked his ties and started to get upset and wouldn't hold her hand #130story