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Lisa clicked love on the latest pic of Laura's legs at the gym, then opened a new tab and typed apply for gym membership #130story

The latest travel news:
Trains are delayed due to low rail adhesion.
Or:
Trains are delayed because there are leaves on the line.
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No improvement in movement
So, off to the doctor once more
But my dodgy leg seized up
And I fell flat on the floor
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Superlatives are useful for bus users:

Helen, this is the latest you have ever been.

I was on the bus.

Okay.

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Weather latest:
Safe harbour hailing
Sighing brailings
Rudder failing
Mainsail ailing
I hate this sailing
I blame #StormAileen
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"Hopscotch was the latest craze
We played on the boat
Those flamingos were particularly good
Lucky there were only two"
said Noah.
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I'm 24 hour news
I roll and roll
Giving the very latest
I'll pick up anything
And bore you
Even the Armegeddon
Put me to the test

Take a look at that: Latest food trend, Latest tweet, Latest fashion, Latest news – don’t understand why I am always running late. #130story