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Agrees

(10 stories)

Alan agrees with everything Alison says and Alison agrees with nothing Alan says. They're a mis-match made in hyphen #130story

"Class," says Mike, "Mr Fowler says we need to work on sentences with indefinite pronouns."
Neither the students nor Mike agrees. #130story

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A mouse I knew
Had a business
Deals On Wheels
Asked the mouse
Isn't that odd
He replied
You're talking
To a rodent
You silly sod

#130story

Our teacher before us
Red in his face
Yours English is atrocious
Does you agrees
Gave all that I got
Better off conducting a bus

I have a preference to rhyme
To do otherwise is not a crime
But I won't win a competition
Between now and the end of time

Other Materials

To Cinders' chagrin,
her slippers were not of glass,
but instead shagreen.

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Our teacher before us
Red in his face
Yours English is atrocious
Does you agree
Gave all that I got
Might as well conduct a bus

He agrees
That ninety degrees
Is an angle alright
And try as he might
As far as he can see
It will always so be
#130story #nonsense #poetry

Everyone agrees
This can't go on
And a change is gonna come
Talk, talk, talk, talk
Nobody takes a step
Or tries to walk the walk
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Engineers learnt something
They Agreed for all their sins
To tighten a bolt a was deosil
And to loosen was widdershins
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