Nintendo

He had trouble with Arithmetic
And his teacher told him so
"You spend to much time
On your games machine"
(Nine-ten-Doh!)
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Before the days of Snorlax and co, Nintendo was allegedly linked with 'love hotels'. (A wild Helen just fainted.)

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Property portfolio Princess' primary pastime. Pastel pedestals past-it, pudgy plumber protested
Proceeding on 'That's Super Mario'
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As my child returned from Uni. Did he say I missed you? No. Did he say wheres the SNES & N64? Yes. Fair enough Zelda is great #130story

From Rainbow Road to Koopa Cape, me and Nik didn't move from that sofa. Midnight we had a pit stop for a much needed Nintendo wee. #130story

I never cared about
Super Mario Brothers
Sonic
Treasure Island Dizzy
Or any others
I roused my rabble
So we could play Scrabble
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After Godfather had given instructions, Nino Tendo was not tender with his nine or ten victims. He didn't intend to be so cruel. #130story

Despite the protests
My time here is short
Sanity and a clear head
Are not things to be bought
Take a break
Is what I was taught
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I know a couple
Played Nintendo
Since ten years old
Ken and Murial
They had a child
Super Mario
Their first born
Poor poor girl