Finding

He couldn't find the fish
In the tank that was a jail
He tied bells to their tails
But this idea would fail
Fin-Ding!
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Always finding stuff: cars, cash, cats, corpses, trousers. Oddly, the police are only interested in some of the stuff I hand in. #130story

Old romantic Jose
Finding love
Once his forte
Now everyday gets slaps
But no sign of tickle
Today on the wrists
For stolen bouquet
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Professor MacNugget
Semiologist
Made curious finding
About supposed works
Of the bard
All written
By clever chimp
Called Gerard

Every new day brings
A chance
To find out new things
About myself
And the strings
That connect us
Somewhere
A chorus sings
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Jefferson composed the words
To make it legally binding
That all men are created equal
Being the founding fathers' finding
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