Banks

He was ringing up the Bank
His funds were running low
They really had no interest!
That's how saving accounts go.
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I looked at all the banks
For the best deal
A roof over my head
And I can afford a hot meal
Maybe a houseboat
Keep on an even keel
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Lloyd's better have a vulnerable person policy in place when I visit today. I predict a torturous battle ahead. Man vs Giant #130story

Mr McLean meant ‘river banks’ when he drove his ‘Chevy to the levee’. Achieving rhyme at the expense of geomorphological accuracy. #130story

With flexible repayments, 0% APR and no quibbles, is the bank of Mum & Dad to blame for High St branches dropping like flies?
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Always putting a foot in 'it'
No matter where he 'went'
From letting a door 'bang'
To an opinion he had to vent
It
Went
Bang
Fact
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“Managers of HSBC and Lloyds in Douglas provided real cash for new film being made by top US actor”:
Hanks Thanks Manx Banks #130story

A chimp would probably get it right, but I forgot the #
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