Replaced

She replaced me in your affections. She, with her dark eyes, shining hair and long, long legs.
She will regret it - as will you. #130story

Replacing semi-skimmed with skimmed in tea is an evil act. Should be a hanging offence. #130story

Since Alan retired, his extensive office politics skills have been replaced by things that actually matter. A 2-for-the-price-of-1 #130story

In a return to order;
last year's shock winner curly kale was replaced, as Peter Piper picked peppers as his fave veg for 2018.
#130story

45th was replaced by a satsuma. Did a better job too. #130story

Not happy with my order
I ordered it in haste
So I’ve written to myself
To see if it can be ‘Replaiced’
#130story https://t.co/rhJB2tico1

#130story

How did it happen
How was it traced
I know it was dumb
To photocopy my bum
A Secretary of State
And now I've been replaced