Useless

"The evidence is utiliseless."
"Utiliseless is not a word."
"You know it means useless. It's a perfectly cromulent word."
"!!!"
#130story

Written off hundred times everything has use
Lesser spotted Woodpecker makes home in chocolate teapot
CHOC POT SPOT ON FOR PECKER
#130story

When I was ten, a boy in my class nicknamed me 'Useless at Everything'. #130story