Theory

His name was Thierry
But his friends were contrary
So after many a query
He resigned to be Theory
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East African Rift Valley, Himalayas, Rockies, Pacific Ring of Fire, Mid-Atlantic Ridge...all explained by Tectonic Plate Theory. #130story

Many moons ago, I changed my FB status to 'Married to Sheldon Lee Cooper.' I felt bad when people sent cards.

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The professor awoke in the night
Had he dreamt up another theory
He’d folded the sheets from left to right
And wri… https://t.co/nl8Kl6mWYk

Excitement increased dramatically
Parents considering subjectively
Shepherds 3up on a Kawasaki
I like this new theory of nativity
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I would love to theorise with you all day. Alas, theories don't pay the bills. That's my theory anyway. #130story

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There's a theory
Santa doesn't exist
But most of year
He's Big Bad Tim
Lives in Wales
Living on pies
Drinking
Big bottles of gin