Tops

Sweaters, jumpers, pullovers too
They can all be tops to me and you

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This is the tops
Lied Brian
About his gift
Pink tartan socks

His use for them
On holiday
In sandals
On the pull in Benidorm

Triceratopses
are my very favourite
type of dinosaur.

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Top tip for men. Don't urinate into the wind.. You will never do it twice sober anyway. #130story

My Nan’s Christmas Stocking

Coloured pencils
Spinning tops
Sewing kit
Sugar mouse
A handful of walnuts
And an orange
In the toe.
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Red nosed as I now am
'Cos I tops up my tan
Under the low winter sun
Becoming a doppelganger
To an old Belgian bun.
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