Dating

Pollen
Occupying its own universe
With
Unique globes.

Carbon dating
Reveals more
Of our own small planet.

#130story

Carbon Dating?

Earthling seeks similar carbon-based lifeform. GSOH and poor eyesight essential. Applications in tr… https://t.co/56MoC6fL1R

He checked his dating data
Hmm, could these dates be right?
Such ancient artefacts
For millennia they've not seen daylight
#130story

#130story

New Year
New Me
Back on the bike
Back to dating
Spray on the lynx
Don my
Leopard skin thong
Watch out ladies
Ladies?

Ladies?

Flirting with the future
Dating with disaster
He's been on the sauce
Boo, hiss
A Pantomime villain
You'd do better… https://t.co/BDoEAzFFjW

It's the time for a resolution
To spark a revolution
A swipe right
To find Miss Right
Is it the right solution?
#130story

He checked his dating data
Hmm, could these dates be right
Such ancient artefacts
For millennia they've not see daylight
#130story

I hate best before dates on food. My dad examined food. If it smelled bad, he would cut the mouldy bits off. #130story