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Continent

(7 stories)

Tectonic plates are fickle
It only takes one tickle
And off they drift
A continental rift
No counselling can solve… https://t.co/nvEiXLZU2p

My mam has peed herself in most countries. She is incontinent. #130story

Contempt for the continent
And unity we've built
So it's back to scratchy blankets
Give up your continental quilt.

#130story

Forgive me. Forgive me. My heart is broken too. We are just specks of light, continents apart. Lifetimes apart. #130story

"Are you competent or mental?'
"Yes I'm continent my bladder, a genius of stability, even when flying inter-contine… https://t.co/2Flp0bQyJs

#130story

She said
I was like South America
A continent you'd like knowing
I deftly replied
No, she said
Somewhere, no interest in going

I retuned with care but overwound the peg. With a thwack the string snapped a perfect B flat. #130story