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Sensitive

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Sensei was seeking to make sense of the bill for his sensitive tooth but the dentist said that there was no-one cal… https://t.co/EsXWexrCkr

How dare you say Im not sensitive? Im very sensitive. Come here while I smash your face in, you little shitnugget #130story

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It's a bit sensitive
Chris
Seventy year old butcher
Used his giant sausage
As battering ram
Breaking out of freezer

Darkroom Danny can see with the lights turned out *
But prefers the safe red light which was his excuse for being i… https://t.co/7QPLLSuK4C

Daughter is in uni. Shes 19. Im still sorting out CSA payments. Im gonna cry. #130story

The shampoo said sensitive
Bill handled it with care
He treated it like glass
And daren’t show it to his hair.
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I'm currently in bed with a lurgy monster. I'm genuinely petrified of catching whatever she has. Sounds like asthmatic dragon #130story

3 Steps to Childhood Heaven

1 Crayon colourful stripes

2 Cover stripes in black crayon

3 Etch firework display with a pin

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