There was an old man from Dundee
Many strong opinions had he
He loved haggis and neeps
And tough Highland sheeps
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There was an old man from Dundee
Many strong opinions had he
He loved haggis and neeps
And tough Highland sheeps
An… https://t.co/FuPOtXCRuy
Arrogant and opinionated
He said he was the star of the show
And it was his valid opinion
That everyone else should go.
#130story
Moulded by his opinions for years, she began to forget who she really was. Her younger self would have been appalled. #130story
Bill always had his opinions
But Mary knows her onions
In fact almost everything
She practically knew shallot.
#130story