Flying

"Tripping on toad secretions is not the same thing as astral projection Sammy. Grow up." #130story

Don't pee on electric fences guys. You may fly backwards across the garden in pain with your short and curlies on fire. #130story

Monty's Flying Circus
Was forced to closed down
The python ate a child
When the cirucs was in town
#130story

The final bars of the music faded and the curtains closed on the oak coffin. She felt, rather than saw, his soul flying free. #130story

My favourite dreams
are the ones where I'm flying.
Until I lose height...

#130story

If you are scared of flying, then going on a parachute jump, sponsored or not, isn't really the best thing to do. #130story

They (the mannequins) said I could do whatever I wanted with them."
Jake's reply was either implausible or he started off lying.

#130story