Applying

Revoked, rejected, refused
Strong words after applying
For a coffee shop loyalty card
A strange thing to be denying
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Be careful of accountants
Who apply the rule of thumb
You want one that’s accurate
When totting up the sum
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It’s not just head and and shoulders
It’s the same with head and hair
I think I’ll wash my head tonight
Tomorrow I’… https://t.co/AI2vfQ4y7e

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Bought pair of speedo's
Didn't put them on
It was applying them
Wore them to the pub
And they actually
Refused my custom
Cheek

Been Applying head and shoulders
But this product is unfair
Why am I washing my shoulders
I only need to wash my hair.
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What was that train guard was up to in his private compartment this morning? Should've been applying himself to getting my fare.

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