We are shaved, waxed, plucked and buffed. Our plan is flawless, not a hair in sight. We are smooth criminals. #130story
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We are shaved, waxed, plucked and buffed. Our plan is flawless, not a hair in sight. We are smooth criminals. #130story
5 hens. Door timer working. All too chicken to venture out in snow. I have to carry each out for breakfast. Why am I punished? #130story
The cuckoo is the criminal of the bird world - breaking and entering and child stealing. Let’s hope the canary turns him in...#130story
Criminals beware
Your footsteps will be seen
Despite the deep snow
The police will still be keen
#130story
Our plan is flawless, not a hair in sight. We are shaved, waxed, plucked and buffed. We are smooth criminals. #130story
Rogues and thieves and vagabonds
Through the ranks you will have risen
If you want to learn to pick a lock
There’s… https://t.co/vsapMnIKqq
#130story
"You are all criminals
I'm going to hate you all"
If you think I'm
A little bit odd
That was my art teacher
At secondary school