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Criminals

(7 stories)

We are shaved, waxed, plucked and buffed. Our plan is flawless, not a hair in sight. We are smooth criminals. #130story

5 hens. Door timer working. All too chicken to venture out in snow. I have to carry each out for breakfast. Why am I punished? #130story

The cuckoo is the criminal of the bird world - breaking and entering and child stealing. Let’s hope the canary turns him in...#130story

Criminals beware
Your footsteps will be seen
Despite the deep snow
The police will still be keen
#130story

Our plan is flawless, not a hair in sight. We are shaved, waxed, plucked and buffed. We are smooth criminals. #130story

Rogues and thieves and vagabonds
Through the ranks you will have risen
If you want to learn to pick a lock
There’s… https://t.co/vsapMnIKqq

#130story

"You are all criminals
I'm going to hate you all"
If you think I'm
A little bit odd
That was my art teacher
At secondary school