Diet

Diane beat Sam at darts. Final score, sam 6, di 8 #130story

Diane was hungry at lunch time so Di ate. #130story

#130story

I'm on a diet
The X-Plan diet
Only including
Food starting with X
It's working too
I'm losing weight
But continually fainting

We get fed on a diet of lies and proganda. Words sustain us but don't fill us up. Their promises are as hollow as an empty pan. #130story

Yeast is my nemesis. Sugar and apples its brutal enforcers. My diet tries to avoid them. But they are everywhere. I'm surrounded. #130story

Dark chocolate
Ken had a ken
It wasn't just for men
But he was worth it
Not going dairy free
But a shade less grey… https://t.co/sRtl5viAPT

Why is it that within ten minutes of staring Atkins, I crave tangerines? Even if my last meal was only twenty minut… https://t.co/hcs21hS1Oi

So John had been the same weight
Since nineteen sixty three
I offered to repair his scales
But John said “let them… https://t.co/4IrNV8Mw2l

As she trudged through the snow, her stomach rumbled. She'd risen so early the hotel's full-English wasn't availab… https://t.co/EMGO9muD19