Leather

Brother wanted some advice,
"Which looks best on me boy?"
"You're to hip for denim or leather
So just stick to the cord our Roy."

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With his inheritance money, he bought himself a motorcycle and a leather suit. 'Twould be the leather that would sustain his life. #130story

During hangovers, why do people say they were leathered the night before? Face covered in tannery urine perhaps. #130story

Can’t wait for the sun to warm
To lay in the heather
Cast the shoes aside
No need for leather.
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That’s w… https://t.co/dwAO7Fmq0h

Barry hung up his jodhpurs. Donned in leather from neck to toe, he rode off on his gasoline horsey into an uncertain future. #130story

I really wanted leather but in the end I settled for pleather. Not quite as durable but with a quick wipe both my t… https://t.co/W3Kr0yL3EL

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When younger
Long time ago
I owned leather jeans
Mr Sexy
Girls would avoid me
Asking why
They told me
Paul, you smell of wee wee