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Cotton

(11 stories)

Missed the #130story for the last 3days but I’d been ‘‘Allowed’ to ‘Count’ all my ‘Cotton’ reels to catch up.

Aaaaahhh
What?
You've dropped the cotton my foot.

#130story I'll get my coat.

Forgotten the cotton
Will nylon do?
What a woolly suggestion
Derision is due
#130story

Last week was all wool and oilcloth but this week has been much more cotton. Who knows, if it keeps up I may even slip into linen. #130story

In the pea souper
Chasers allowed the chasee
To creep by their knees
Hid by a cotton slip.
Had they counted on
The… https://t.co/zhAAZA4HFV

#130story

Pierre Le Puke
Inventor of the
Cotton parachute
Atop Eiffel Tower
It started to rain
Hitting the ground
They say
He felt no pain

Well, I rise at five, so it's time to don the gossyplum jim-jams and the Top Cat eyemask. (Joking btw: no gossyplum… https://t.co/8QULT4yTT1

As a teen I was amazing on the dance floor. Drunk while looking continously electrocuted dancing to Cotton Eye Joe #130story

As a little girl, she wanted to work in a haberdasher’s - fascinated by the colours and sheen of the cottons. Aquam… https://t.co/5xLWROtzMZ

Once he was on the road, it didn't take Barry long to cotton on to his mistake. This is America, they drive on the right! #130story